The Academy… Wear Jackets?
The Academy… Fix each others hair?
The Academy… Fall Out Boy?

Ten emo songs about not being emo, but not in a funny way. In a sad way, as if maybe they do believe that they aren’t. Then perhaps, YES! SAY ANYTHING… you are different. You are right, how could I be so blind. I mean look! You even say so “…who are you kidding, I’m not like them. I won’t buy in.” No guys, you won’t. I know what you can do to set yourself apart… what about an acoustic version of your songs. Deep. I think Motion City Soundtrack needs an opener.

- David Dalton