Shit, I don’t know what else to say but these guys except they fucking suck. A conglomerate of as many punk clichés they could muster together. This British wank fest (if indeed they really are even British, I have a hunch that they are Australians in disguise). They must of grown up poor though because between the five of them they must of all shared the same Sex Pistols album and one metal mag with Whitesnake on the cover. Here’s a band in need of a disastrous bus crash.

- D. Dalton