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I want to thank the Chicago Tribune for this, most complete, list of Artists and Records people should no longer buy, as you all missed it, if you didn’t know about ‘til now. Personally, I would like to thank them for continuing to provide this extensive list of bands a lot of credit for merely helping exploit a sound that has been done since rock & roll began and most of them, at best, are barely second rate, playing with a style. For me, personally, thanks for the dartboard and a consolidated one sheet on ‘HOW MUCH I HATE’… It won’t go to waste. And I love the criteria to make this list. Rock bands whose names’ start with “The.” I can’t believe I even had to say that again; I had that rant 2 years ago. It epitomizes how they grab at things and have to put them in boxes, I guess the “The” just makes it that much easier. It takes away from the music that the few, “all-right” bands, on this list, have actually made and it has brought 15 other crappy bands with a similar sound immediately on the level. I think you all wrecked this one, and this sound has been around the whole time.
 

Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, even Lou Reed and Iggy…
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
Can I get a death?
A request from the Coalition to Stop Senior Citizens in Rock

   
 
     
 
PAST RANTS

EYEBROW RINGS = CORNY

Eyebrow Rings – what the fuck? Were they ever really in style? Even if they were at some point, and I definitely missed that shit, they definitely ain’t now. They are so dumb. They don’t say anything except ‘I am trying to make this ‘cool thing happen’ and I came up with a plan, I am going to put a ring in my brow. Notice no ancient or aboriginal cultures or groups of people ever pierced their eyebrows. Cuz it’s dumb. And you’ve got to STOP! Get that shit off your face and out of mine.

Please Stop

I wish bands would stop with this reunion show fantasy. Haven’t we seen how this movie ends already? Band does great things…Band starts to whither a little…Band decides to break up…Band hates each other…Band comes-back…and comes-back….and comebacks… etc…etc. Oh, the fucking pain! I loved seeing the Bad Brains before they were the Soul Brains. Leeway, the Cro-Mags. The list goes on. Why do they ruin it for me by returning with, if you’re lucky, 2 original members on some wack-ass reunion crap. Do it once (maybe one reunion show for old times sake) and Fade Away! You were all dope when you were a real band.

 

Top Ten most played out tattoos seen at hardcore shows...

  1. The Alleyway Dragon
  2. Triple XXX's
  3. Last name in old English letters around stomach
  4. Sacred Heart/Doves
  5. Crucified Skin
  6. Anything with the word pride in it, ie. hardcore pride, sXe pride...
  7. NYHC
  8. AF boots
  9. Praying Hands
  10. (Insert name) Crew
 
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05-04-03

 
I didn’t think anyone cared…
   
I’ve been on this mission to get a Cro-Mags “Age of Quarrel” shirt for about 6 months now. Every time I find one the bidding hits the $100 mark. Now, I’ll spend some cash for a shirt I really want but one hundred fucking dollars seems a little outrageous. This got me thinking. For a moment of music history that goes virtually unrecognized in the greater music scene it’s funny that some of this stuff is going for so much money. I’ve made a little archive of classic hardcore joints that have recently been up on the ebay block. I’d like to know who’s shelling out that type of cash. Keep checking back for more additions. Oh, and if anyone has an “Age of Quarrel” shirt they’d like to part with, “Hook a bruva up.”    
EBAY SALES (updated 08-22-03)

Still That Guy in the Band

”As if you weren’t enough of a douche bag." Don Henley’s Boys of Summer? And instead of ‘Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac’, you got a ‘Black Flag sticker on a Cadi?!!’, are you fucking kidding me?”

check our last month rants for more on the "That Guy from the Atari's"

Are Our Fiften Minutes Over Yet Mister A and R sir?
 
Top 10 Big Words
(greater than 7 letters) that appeared in early hardcore lyrics with great frequency.
       

1. Complacent
2. Capitulate
3. Disillusion
4. Tribulation
5. Sincerity
6. Negativity
7. Ignorance
8. Tolerance
9. Hypocrisy
10. Persevere

-photo courtesy of Jeff (smorgasbord)

 
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR LID DUDE!?
Speaking of hair what do we call this “Ass-do” that all the bands, no matter what they play, are sportin’ all of a freakin’ ‘sudden? Greezy, messy, pushed forward, mod dew. Who decided this is deep and a new key look for every band or cool for people who want to look like they “rock out” or some dumb shit?

I went to Salon Blue down the block and asked if the “do” had a name, as its obvious these dudes are going to a fucking salon as dirty and cutting edge as they want to make it look. When I called back the 3rd time they seemed at least annoyed. It seems to be some wanna-look organic greasy version of what they would call a ‘MOD’ cut. Sorry I didn’t get you more information to bash with, but the research was exhausting and that’s all I could come up with.

Is it just me or is it on every fucking herb suddenly?

 
 
 
PUNK ROCK MAYOR
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It was nice to see Ian MacKaye and Dischord appear in this weeks’ Arts section of the Chicago Tribune Sunday paper. I also heard Ian spoke in Boston recently. I think it is so important for people to know who Ian and Dischord are, as Ian remains an inspiration to many of us and a model to many young and now ‘not so young’ people. An inspiration to any musician to write and deliver intelligent music that continues to challenge people and ways of life. To have enjoyed a career making records and succeeding as a label based on the same principles Dischord started with. And finally he and Dischord are an inspiration to anyone who uses brains and guts to do something on and of their own. Dischord put Hardcore on the map and threw all the rules out on who could make records and how. I am glad someone decided to recognize!
 
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New Breed
 

So since my tape snapped back in college, I had often asked friends over the years if in their ‘CASETTE collection’ they had (yeah that’s right, cassettes were kind of big in the 80’s, and in hardcore), the New Breed Compilation. Recently a friend Noah directed me to http://www.contrasthardcorearchive.com where the whole New Breed Comp can be downloaded. Fucking awesome, as I remember getting that comp the day it came out. It was a deceivingly cold day, as the sun was bright and warm for a few in the afternoon while sitting on A. I think it was February 11th 1987? I was at the Pyramid club with J for a Bold, Beyond, Collapse and Wrecking Crew show. The flyer does not mention the later, but I am sure they were on it. Did Collapse cancel? I forget. Anyway the New Breed Comp was available that day down at Venus so we all ran to the old 8th Street location and picked up our New Breed Cassette compilation in its fucking zip lock type bag, with a 8.5 X 11” copy paper book; the quality was a little like a zine. Anyway I remember the quality, or lack of, and strange, but unique, packaging was cool because of all the material you got with it. There was no Absolution material on record or tape available at this point. To take it one step further, the quality of Never Ending Game on the New Breed Comp is better than any other Absolution recording I have heard or anything that appears on the discography. Collapse had really made an impact in the months prior and they were awesome, Sean Murphy did vocals and he was real cool. As of today I still don’t know of any other record, comp appearance, or recording by Collapse in existence. Beyond and Outburst I thought needed to be on record ASAP and the old Raw Deal and Breakdown recordings are NYHC. Then there is a whole bunch of c…rap on here. A whole bunch of young bands at the time that were easy to pile on a cassette comp. 36 fucking tracks dude, some live, some off demos, some whatever. This comp was spirited and gave a whole bunch of young new bands a chance to be on something, Urban Records should re-issue it. That cassette got so much play in the ’74 Oldsmobile Cutlass in the box on the front seat, I was not surprised when it finally snapped.


 
 
NEW BREED TAPE COMPILATION

new york hardcore comp from mid-eighties - urban style records

1. ABSOLUTION - Never Ending Game
2. LIFESBLOOD - Maximum Security
3. LIFESBLOOD - Youth Enrage
4. OUTBURST - The Hard Way
5. OUTBURST - Thin Ice
6. OUTBURST - Controlled (live)
7. OUR GANG - In Anger
8. OUR GANG - My Tomorrow
9. OUR GANG - Without A Home
10. COLLAPSE - Failure
11. PRESSURE RELEASE - Try
12. PRESSURE RELEASE - The Line
13. BREAKDOWN - Don't Give Up
14. BREAKDOWN - What It Is
15. TRUE COLORS - No Way To Live
16. SHOW OF FORCE - Finding It Hard
17. DIRECT APPROACH - True Vision
18. DIRECT APPROACH - No Respect
19. RAW DEAL - Backtrack
20. RAW DEAL - Wall Of Hate
21. ABOMBANATION - Disinherited
22. ABOMBANATION - Something Must Be Done
23. ABOMBANATION - Not Kosher
24. BEYOND - Seasons
25. BEYOND - Someday (live)
26. DIRECT - Reach Out
27. DIRECT - One Life
28. UPPERCUT - Down For The Count
29. UPPERCUT - AM I CLEAR
30. FIT OF ANGER - The Opressed
31. FIT OF ANGER - Revealing The Truth
32. DISCIPLINE - We All Learn
33. BAD TRIP - Something More
34. UNDER PRESSURE - Supremist
35. STANDPROUD – Dust

So this is what its become…Hip Huh?
 
Funny, how Williamsburg was named the #1 Most Rock & Roll town in America. I’ll tell you, when I lived on the, very ill, South 3rd and Havemeyer Streets in 1990, and I used to see 3 other dudes in the whole neighborhood, one being Raybeez (Warzone), the other was Jorge from Merauder, and then my roommate Rob Calhoun, who used to sing for the almighty Rest In Pieces. It didn’t feel that Rock & Roll. 20 dudes hanging at the Right Bank, with Kause, every night, to get shit- faced, and deal with the #1 Rock & Roll hood. And I don’t remember seeing any hipster fucking socialite model types doing Rolling Stone photo shoots on corners around then. The Road Tramps fucking with my motorcycle once a day or night, taking parts. Rats the size of Possum. And finally a stop sign and the pole through my girlfriend’s windshield and car after it was used as a lance to bust every window and slash every tire on the car the day it was sold; funny huh? #1 most Rock & Roll Town in America, that’s fucking funny! All pussy ass hipster model, dress like you’re in a band, bitches, can send thank you cards, for fucking paving your way into your #1 Rock & Roll town in America, when it wasn’t safe, to me at #1 ‘I now live in the next soon to be #1 most Rock & Roll town in America’ you following fucks!