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Dylan....isn't
it about time?
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
Can I get a death?
A request from the Coalition
to Stop Senior Citizens in Rock
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So
You Will Know Us by the Trail of Our Names…
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You
new outfits who want to make it in today’s climate of
people doing, and redoing, and playing with a bunch of styles
that have all been exhausted, may want to get in here! |
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I
don’t know about you, but I don’t want to live
in a country where every kid has a guitar and is in a band. |
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There
are almost 16,000 items on EBAY with EMO
in the description. Does that tell anyone anything? A few
people are making money on you Asses who will grab up anything
that says EMO. I think I know when this term
started being used and the first few bands that seemed to
be tagged with the brand. Now here we are 15 years later,
most music up to, well lately, has some emotion in it, and
you kids are being played like ass. Green Levi’s are
EMO? Diesel jeans are EMO?
Any and all tight team shirts are EMO? Sleeveless
T’s are all EMO? Everything 80’s
is now EMO? Somebody is going to many a flea
market and throwing that shit up on EBAY with the EMO
bait and some suckers are buying into it. I don’t know
if I am happy someone found a way to exploit people concerned
with looking tightly EMO or I am just appalled
by all of it.
EBAY
EMO 1 -EBAY
EMO 2 ---EBAY
EMO 3 |
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WRONG!!!! |
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Are
you fucking kidding me? Manowar…One Of The
Worst Bands Ever? How the fuck could you put these
titans of all that is Metal with the likes of Toad the Wet Sprocket…Mike
& The Mechanics…or that fucking wanna “Save
the world because it may make me look like a cool guy,”
Bob Geldof. Ok, Ok, the Viking look has never been all the rage
in popular society but if you could tear yourself away from
Ross the Boss’ crotch you would encounter a Metal monster.
“Kill With Power,” “Battle Hymns,” “Hail
to England.” I can go on for fucking days. Revolver
proceeds to allege that, ”…Manowar embody every
conceivable heavy metal cliché.” Hello, dicks!!!
Ever heard of Iron Maiden? How about Judas Priest? I believe
these bands could all plead guilty to “Metal Overindulgence”
In the 1st degree. Except it just wouldn’t be cool to
call out those bands because then you guys would look like
the ass-necks you really are. Metal has always been cartoonish
but that was the beauty of it. Loosen the F’ up. Corny
at times; absolutely…One of the 50 Worst Bands;
NEVER. Now that I’ve said my
piece I will proceed to don my Hail to England t-shirt ”Into
Glory Ride.”
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PLEASE
STOP!!! (Part II) |
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5
gross
terms I needed to comment on as I have always had a lot
of trouble with them and did not care for them being around
or used in association with my music, although their usage
does permit the easy identification of fucking asses in
my way!
1
- Mosh (that includes mosh-pit and any other moshing
term)…
We danced!
2
- Genre (that includes the genres
– screamo, emo, post hardcore, etc.) – we were,
and are, so much more!
3
- Punk – punk and hardcore were never synonymous
in my book; What the fuck all of a sudden?
4
- Slamdance – fucking gross,
as I said before, we danced!
5
- Body Surf – what the fuck
is that? When I got up, people got huuuurrrrt! They did not
think of a board on a wave bitch!
TO
BE CONTINUED…
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PAST
RANTS |
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Top
10 Big Words |
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(greater
than 7 letters) that appeared in early hardcore lyrics with great
frequency. |
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1. Complacent
2. Capitulate
3. Disillusion
4. Tribulation
5. Sincerity
6. Negativity
7. Ignorance
8. Tolerance
9. Hypocrisy
10. Persevere
-photo courtesy
of Jeff (smorgasbord)
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